gf: babe come over
me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest
gf: my parents are out ;)
IS HE OKAY??!!!!?
yes hes with his girlfriend now
"I’ll just leave that there"
damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
I went into a random dream town and this person has a chair, a box of tissues, and a picture of Carlton in their basement.
kitten meeting the sun for the first time
I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.
Oh, right. The 10K. The 10K for Disneyland, the 10K chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s 10K.
it feels like somebody….
waNTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING
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