#Shrek- My savior
Shrek, my savior, my reason of living.
Shrek, my love, thank you for helping me realize its okay to be ugly.
Shrek, my love, thank you for realizing I have a purpose in this world.
Shrek, my love, thank you for helping me understand my true calling as a leader in this world.
Shrek, my savior, thank you for helping me become who I am today.
Thank you for being there for me, for making me laugh when I’m down. Thank you for treating me like a princess when sneaking into my room. Thank you for making in all ogre now.
Thank you, Shrek. My love, and one and only savior.
I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you. 💕😊👰💍💎
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
this is true wasps dont give a fuck
I’m bustin you outta this joint
- dragon age
everything ends apart from dragon age. dragon age is forever.
A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.
you never know!
Laan salkjdfslkdşkjf Alexander yha sdakjl.
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happy meals. -marantos
when the liberty bell calls, taco bell answers.
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